Review:
Better known by me as "Fruitris", this game is Arkanoid-like, except your paddle can be moved in two dimensions (ie, across the screen, like arkanoid, but also freely up the screen, like in a shooter).  Your goal:  Save your possessed girlfriend by bouncing your balls off of girly objects like fruit and diamonds.  Nevertheless, it's a good game.
 
 

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